Travis The Mexican

Arms dealer, Drug dealer, Cartel stick up crew leader, and a taco vendor.

I saw Travis The Mexican.

by P $kanky December 18, 2019

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

by vadissimo October 22, 2008

Mexican Standoff

A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.

A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.

by royalfucker February 5, 2020

Mexican search

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

Mexican Locomotive

A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.

My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.

by AmanC23 July 30, 2016

Mexican rehab

A toxin cleanse consisting of Tex-Mex food, typically consumed after bouts of binge drinking.

Waking up from a night of tequila indulgence, Jorge needed Mexican rehab to shake a nasty hangover.

by badmonkey13121 February 20, 2011

Mexican Lovefest

When a mexican corners his lady-companion against a urban brick wall, steel subway railing or in the corner of a 24 hour deli and proceeds to make out with her as she pretends to resist.

Smouha:"hey look over there salameh!"
Salameh: "oh my god, look against that wall"!
Smouha: "holy shit is he forcing her to make out?"
Salameh: "yea. total mexican lovefest"

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008