Destroy Lonley

The greatest rapper to ever touch the ground of our Earth.

girl: have you heard destroy lonleys songs

boy: yes ofc
girl: i wanna fuck you

by ratiokencarson June 5, 2022

Maxwell Andrew Long

-The Prefix max- meaning most amount possible

The meaning of the name Maxwell is From Maccus' Spring
The origin of the name Maxwell is English
Notes: English surname.
-The meaning of the name Andrew is Manly
The origin of the name Andrew is Greek
Notes: Andrew was the first apostle of Christ. Andrew Wyeth, artist. Andrew Jackson, 7th president of the U.S. Andrew Johnson 17th president of the U.S.
-The meaning of the name Long is Dragon
The origin of the name Long is Chinese
Notes: Dragons are the sexiest creatures on earth.

If someone was to call you a Maxwell Andrew Long, do not be offended. This is the greatest compliment someone can get. This means that you are the highest coolest strongest of anyone.

mwahahahahaha maxwell andrew long is always awesome

by Maxamania November 22, 2010

longhair

A metal dude.

Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.

by rosestar August 31, 2010

Lonsdale

Lonsdale is simply a line of boxing equipment and clothing originating in London. Skinheads and hard mods have traditionally worn the clothing for its great stylishness, and for thier love for the sport of boxing, long before nazi boneheads who call themselves skinheads ever existed. Trads, SHARPS, and skinheads of all sorts still wear Lonsdale clothing with pride. Apparently, nazi boneheads have concocted a stupid moniker for Lonsdale. Shame.

"I look really sharp in my Lonsdale harrington jacket"

by Sluggo Skin November 9, 2008

London Rocket

When a fully loaded frat guy busts in a girls mouth then then she sneezes due to the guy's tickiling pubes forcing her to jump in the air and shoot the load out of her nose resmebling a rocket launch... a countdown is optional

that girl sure was a nasty trick she took a ride on the london rocket

by leonard the ram May 6, 2009

Lontey

Lontey is the real, equally retarded, name of Sloth from misfit-galore film 'The Goonies'.

"Lontey love..Chunk..Lontey kiss Chunk.. alot.."
"Mr..Lontey..s-sir! I don't w-wanna kiss you no more!"
"Lontey..love..Chunk!"
"You want a candy bar?! Sir?!"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Yeah, Lontey likes chocolate dontcha?"
"Chocolaaate.."
"Look! I got a Baby Ruth!"
"Auuwwah! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!"
"Mr.Lontey, Sir, your ears are twitching.."
"GUUAGH!" *Lontey dropped his chocolate*
"AAAAH!" *Chunk gets scared incase Lontey kissed him in anger. Much to his surprise, he doesn't.*
"Sir..Lontey..Mister..I d-don't think we should scream no more..kiss me you pissbeast."
"Chooocolaaate.."
*Much nasty Lonteylovechunk ensues*

by Mr.Plasticiiiine July 18, 2003

longen

someone who takes a long while to do anything or an activity that take ages.

Hes a longen!! or hes on a longen!

by Dannyboyo September 30, 2006