Dark Knight

typically though of, as evil. whether he is or not, is uncertain. definitly menacing.

That Dark Knight is a menace, like that queef.

by Bradford Allen Smith August 17, 2003

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas in yo mouth444 November 15, 2010

Urban Knight

A white person with lots of bling. Carries a roll of 50/100 dollar bills and carries a disposable Virgin mobile phone. Usually forgets said phone trying to dispose of it without throwing it out. Usually related to drug dealing.

Thank god the Urban knights are gone! It took them forever at Western Union, is that their phone?

by syouma October 20, 2008

White Knight

A dude who relentlessly supports a whore throughout the entire night just for the sake of getting her into the sack. If other girls or dudes comment on the whore behaving in a whore-like manner, the White Night will defend her even though he knows she is indeed behaving like a whore. The whore then slowly but surely falls for the White Knight due to his undying support and subsequently bangs him. He is therefore her White Knight in shining armour

"Dude, Caroline is diddling herself at the bar. She is such a whore," says a bystander. "No she isn't. My baby is an independent woman and she can do as she pleases," replies the Zach T. "Wow, Zach T, stop trying to be her White Knight"

by Tiny from The P June 25, 2019

Dirty Keith

When a guy let's his girl finger his ass and licks his gooch at the same time.
(Does not mean the guy is homo)

Hey babe can we do the dirty Keith later.

by Factcheckme April 15, 2020

Black Knight

It’s Someone who can’t get any girls
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp

Yo this guy doesn’t get any girls, what a black knight

by Sgetti November 21, 2020

The Arabian Knight

At a party the first geeza to pass out, shave his head, cum on his head and then wrap a sheet around his head. Sheet and cum glues to head heance creating The Arabian Knight

Dude, Last night at Jenny's Fag Party me gave the skinny fuck Sam passed out and he got The Arabian Knight

by Sauce.Man January 1, 2008