kentucky fried dicken

When you use deep fry oil as lube in the Asshole

Man I gave Janet a Kentucky fried dicken last night

by Kentucky fried dicker May 31, 2018

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

kentucky rodeo

Incestuous family. Sexual relationships between siblings either father/daughter, mother/son or all of the above.

Oh my God little Timmy looked like he was conceived in a Kentucky rodeo.

That family looks like the product of a Kentucky rodeo

Holy crap, this barn dance looks like a Kentucky rodeo

by Paramidget54 June 24, 2019

Kentucky Pancake

You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.

- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!

- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!

by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019

Kentucky Sandusky

Verb. Opposite of whiskey dick. To sexually obliterate someone while listening to Country & sipping on Whiskey.

After Stage Coach, I am not going to lie, that guy Kentucky Sandusky’d me a new one. But, Willie Nelson & Jack Daniels would approve.

by vitello_90 November 18, 2019

Kentucky Logger

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.

Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.

by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019

Kentucky Whirlwind

After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.

To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.

Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?

Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.

Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?

Partner 2: What ribs?

Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.

by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019