by stupid phatty September 22, 2009
Get the ice cream paint job mug.Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009
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Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.
by Shlong2.0 January 5, 2013
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