jardigan

A very thick cardigan almost like a jacket, thus jardigan

Mmm. It's rather cool tonight, I think I'll wear my jardigan out tonight

by Morkyboy October 21, 2015

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.

I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.

by CrayZonder May 19, 2017

Jardin'd

To be Jardin'd is one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you, imagine your sitting in your physics class and your midget teacher walks in and tells you: "class, remember that you have a test tomorrow." But you haven't been told of this before, then I'm sorry to say but you've been 'Jardin'd'.
For your situation to count as you being jardin'd, you must recieve a notice for your next test in a maximum of a five hour period before your test on a social media platform you don't use.

"Hey, my teacher just fucking jardin'd us for the fourth time in a row today"
Or
"Yo, I've got to hand in homework tomorrow that was just set today"
"You've just been jardin'd brother"

by I eat babies ass June 22, 2017

Jardart

It is a word that you can use in scrabble

I'm going to jardart you

by Barry the ghost July 27, 2017

jardean

Jardean is a rare name.

Jardeans are fucking legends and are good at everything. Becareful when messing with him or else he will beat the shit out of you. Usually a lad.

bob: "Jim I think I saw a tough lad down the road"
Jim: "must be a jardean"

by Sike 180 July 31, 2017