Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023

italian fisting

Just watch any Bud Spencer movie.

A: "I enjoy a good old italian fisting!"

B: "Hell yeah, I love Bud Spencer too!"

by Tigerbelly January 17, 2017

italian doorezz

Something you put on your big stoopid head to pretend you are special and like "the little people" you know?

Yaw King stabbed to death 3.4M italian doorezz shits for wanting to touch his family. All hail 👑🪽, and happy hoops day italian doorezz.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act

"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"

by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020

Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

Italian Quesadila

A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza

Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".

Waiter "what?"

You, "what"

by Golden Beaver July 6, 2022

Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015