Mercer Island

The greatest island on earth. A typical islander has money, looks, class and the Mercedes to back it up. It's true that we are just more wealthy than everyone else, but when people tell us that "Money doesn't buy happiness", we just smile to ourselves because we know that's just a lie we tell Bellevue and Newport so they don't riot. We're not stuck up, we just know that we're better than you. To sum it up, the crown jewel of Lake Washington will always be a haven for the best of high society, the bosses of the big companies, and the classiest, most beautiful ladies you will ever meet.

Note: With money comes expensive alcohol and fashionable drugs, so we know how to hold our liquor and master our highs just as well as any trailer park-ho from Renton. Don't for a minute be fooled by our refined style, we're always up for a good time.

Aspire to live on Mercer Island.
Once an Islander, always an Islander.

by Tommy Tutone October 16, 2007

Island Heights

A sleepy little town located between Toms RIver, NJ and water. 7 minutes from the beach, 8 minutes from downtown and 29 minutes to Central Regional High School, where most kids go to school. With an average of 16 people graduating from the town's grade school, it's safe to say everyone knows each other. People who live in the town leave it for excitement and boredom-release, and those who live within an hour visit the town to feel peaceful. Sailfest, otherwise known as Island height's main event, is a fair along to water with boots to sell things, games, alcohol, and live music occurring the first Sunday of September. Every local school has its own block where the kids can semi privately get drunk and fall down with their classmates. It's an annoyingly great place to raise your kids.

Man: I grew up in Island Heights 20 years ago.
Other Man: oh you must know Kim!
Man: (reluctantly and with resignation) . . . .yes.

by ilive InIH February 10, 2008

Myst Island Recreation Initiative

or Myst Island Re-creation Iniatiative or MIRI

A group of Myst series fans dedictated to the recreation of Myst Island in real life.

Christoph Bieler is a founding member of the Myst Island Recreation Initiative.

by Greg Morris December 29, 2003

Intercourse Island

The act of sexual intercourse.

A: What's up baby, I got two tickets to Intercourse Island, and you're invited.

B: I'm all yours, you sexy hunk of meat.

by Milessia June 29, 2009

Deserted Island

A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.

"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"

"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."

by JorgD March 2, 2010

Ishanvi

A truly strange and unusual person, but food will suffice for her. The origin of her

rare name is a buddhist goddess named parvati. Please try not to confuse it, even if it's easier to.

Person 1:Hey, have you seen Ishanvi?
Person 2:You mean Shelly?
Person 3:You guys surely mean Ishan?
Person 4:Well you are all wrong. It's Shawn, people.

by Thisisausernmae August 11, 2021

Staten Island Girl

I would like to say that all Staten Island girls are not the same. I am not like the stereotypes. Yes, I was born on Staten Island. And yes I own a couple coach bags. And a Northface. But why is that a bad thing. Coach is very popular. So is The North Face brand. So why is liking these things so stereotypical. If I went to Connecticut and was wearing my Coach bag and my Northface and straightened my hair.. would everyone whisper to eachother.. oh, i think she is one of those staten island girls. I don't think so. So why is it so important to try and put us down. Because I take pride in what I look like I got to be called trashy. How does that make sense. But on the other hand. If I didn't straighten my hair.. and had an ugly bag from Walmart. And no jacket. You people with all your negative opinions would still have something to say. right... you would probably say hey look at this dirtbag.. where is she from.. lets talk shit about her because she is not the same as all the other girls we talk shit about.. I don't get it. Are you mad because when you were 12 the pretty girls wouldn't talk to you??
You want to know what sucks.. I am a girl, living on Staten Island.. and because of all this trash talk. I can't be proud of where I come from. I never went tanning a day in my life. And I am 24. I have friends from both the north shore and the south. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. And I am Italian. But I don't think I can make "One phone call" and think your just going to disappear. I hate drama. Save that shit for tv. I cant stand the "OMG no way.. you bitch, you stole my bf." If he wants you, he was never good enough for me.. so you can have him. Now both of you leave me alone, I don't care!! And Im not rich.. I work for everything I have.. and I have a Maxima, Not an Altima..I don't drive like everyone else.. I drive better. I just think all this stuff is bullshit. Staten Island is boring. But its the suburbs. It's supposed to be boring. And I would love to move .. but I don't want to live in Jersey. So I'm just stuck here. I guess.

P.s. Just because a white boy tires to be tougher than he is, does not mean he is trying to be black. He is just trying to be tough.
And not all Staten Island Girls are whores. Most of them are just easy. And Naive...

by Not Your Average S.I. Girl March 10, 2009