Ironical

A word I thought was in the English dictionary until I was 23 years old which makes it pretty ironical (ironic).

I thought ironical was a word until my wife threw a chicken nugget at my face and called me a moron.

by Snipes42 September 20, 2019

man in the iron mask

A) Said of a relatively little known person born into unfavorable social circumstances who is one day destined to become great.

B) the exact opposite of definition a, a person born into prosperity and wealth who is destined to be delegared to the dustbin of history.

While Marco Rubio or Ben Carson fit definition a) of man in the iron mask, Jeb Bush would sure fit definition b), only because the USA was NOT designed to be a nepotistic monarchy, but a democracy.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2015

Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.

Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.

by Thorntor April 29, 2015

Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed

"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"

by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020

mining for iron

Same thing as digging for iron

Mining for iron is the same thing as digging for iron

by Hickumbottom June 1, 2018

Iron Ox

While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.

Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.

by My dick is Iron, and ur the Ox June 15, 2017

Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014