Shower chocolate

When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.

I bought shower chocolate again.

Greg, you fucking idiot.

by CraftlyStrawberry February 15, 2017

Coldhot shower

When someone falls asleep you pour coldhot on them(slap a bunch of coldhot packets on them)

Dude he fell asleep during the party and I totaly gave him a coldhot shower

by Fridgerkitty November 23, 2009

Shower sensative

Someone who becomes so much more sexually romantic when under running water.

She’s got a touch that makes me surge when I’m Shower sensative

by Titus dyfilid February 11, 2019

clam shower

When you're eating a girl out and she pees in your mouth

Becky got her pussy ate and gave Chad a clam shower in his mouth

by neb1999 July 3, 2018

shower pudding

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

by HarryAscholl March 19, 2016

frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

ullapool shower

Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.

You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day

by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021