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Dirty Hooker

Putting a golf club, or foot, or any long object the goes up at the end like a golf club. The object is put between the legs of someone, brought up to where the legs meet, and pulled.
Dude, you just got dirty hookered with that golf club!
by The Fish 97 July 3, 2011
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Indian Hooker

A black bitch who gives cheap blowjobs for fun. The biggest THOT you will ever know
Hey look, Jesse's getting sucked off by an Indian hooker
by That snaps November 2, 2017
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You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
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wankin hooker

a hooker that wanks of
i dont think u need an example
by ya November 22, 2003
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DOCTOR OR HOOKER

Girl seems to be wearing a trench coat and alot of muddy makeup, snapping her 3/5 inch heals down the hallway of the hospital stay in rooms. Her partner blocks a fire exit for about 3 minutes while typing on the computer. The team then stairs in a daze as one man needs to puke from so much oxicotton. Then some other of her partners trip thier feet and bump into thigs when they walk.
Little tootsie foot: "I know there was a lot of horse shit on the streets rotting everyone's inside out backin the day and your body needs repair now Daddy, whoa was that a DOCTOR OR HOOKER in that swampy looking trench coat thing?"

Daddy, "I hate that nurse."

Little tootsie foot, I sure have to stair everyone down here incase there would be a fire, and what the hell are they kissing over there or is that her uturus sticking out like a pony? DOCTOR OR HOOKER? "
by thenonqueefedgazelle January 28, 2010
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Hooker

Kayla is a hooker ... shes MY hooker :)
blah blah AGENT KERA BANKS .... LOL
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hooter hammock

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle
The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?
by Dignme1 March 10, 2009
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