by Lameric March 22, 2017
Get the Come home mug."Hog Hard or Hog Home" a.k.a "HHOHH" is a phrase used to describe the act or process of "Hogging". The phrase dictates that the individual involved in the act of "Hogging" must either "Hog Hard" (i.e. perform the act of "Hogging" to the fullest extent physically possible) or "Hog Home" (i.e. return to said individuals dwelling if he fails to participate in the sport of Hogging actively and competatively).
If the individual chooses to not participate in the sport or fails to compete he is required to "Hog Home". Alternatively, the individual that chooses to "Hog Hard" typically becomes the embodiment of all that is great in the eyes of his gentlemen competitors. The individual who "Hogs" the hardest,usually the individual who goes home with the most unpleasant hog as determined collectively among his gentleman counterparts, is the ultimate winner in this gentleman's sport.
If the individual chooses to not participate in the sport or fails to compete he is required to "Hog Home". Alternatively, the individual that chooses to "Hog Hard" typically becomes the embodiment of all that is great in the eyes of his gentlemen competitors. The individual who "Hogs" the hardest,usually the individual who goes home with the most unpleasant hog as determined collectively among his gentleman counterparts, is the ultimate winner in this gentleman's sport.
Alfred: "Winston, old chap, did you happen to see the Hogging match last night at the Tavern?"
Winston: "Indeed I did, and quite a performance it was, to much the dismay of many gentleman who were forced to hog home Theodore hogged hard and won the match with minimal difficulty!"
Alternatively, prior to the beginning of the math one gentleman may turn to the other and say, "Hog Hard or Hog Home" which indicates that the match has begun.
Winston: "Indeed I did, and quite a performance it was, to much the dismay of many gentleman who were forced to hog home Theodore hogged hard and won the match with minimal difficulty!"
Alternatively, prior to the beginning of the math one gentleman may turn to the other and say, "Hog Hard or Hog Home" which indicates that the match has begun.
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Returning home after holidays or after a wicked weekend and:
1. a pile of bills lying on the floor are waiting for you
2. shit news are waiting for you in order to make you pay for having hella good time.
Derived from the words entertainment and payment.
1. a pile of bills lying on the floor are waiting for you
2. shit news are waiting for you in order to make you pay for having hella good time.
Derived from the words entertainment and payment.
Joe: Dude, I went to da party! Three days of booze and titties... but jeez man getting home found out the cat had pissed out her ass all over the place..
Fred: Yeah... typical home enterpayment.
Fred: Yeah... typical home enterpayment.
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Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.
Joe: I better bring lube.
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Joe: Homies before blowmes, man.
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Get the Homies not homos mug.What up my homies is a casual term used by "hip and swag" white boys that are trying to act cool. "What up" is a term that defines a greeting. "my" is something that is yours. "homies" Another word for "the boys".
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FaZe knArlY: yo yo my guy
"You": what up my homies
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FaZe knArlY: yo yo my guy
"You": what up my homies
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