Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.

"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."

by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010

Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.

Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.

by badassmotherf February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.

As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."

by MechaStewart February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.

I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.

by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010

canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf

The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.

by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010