Canada's History can suck my dick
by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.
by nochinadoll February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOsE RObles Arisesisa Aresesia THe Best Lyricist In Human History Records<.7.9.7.6>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOsE RObles Arisesisa Aresesia THe Best Lyricist In Human History Records<.7.9.7.6>mug. Do we all remember the time in BBW season 2 when Biggie's bouncer tried to rape Ara Ara Gomez... so this is how the story goes... they were vibing in the house party where biggie's bouncer lured Ara Ara to the bathroom to dance with her. the intent of the Bouncer was to hide from biggie while collecting from a girl. now the bathroom was locked at this moment.. and they were dancing there having fun at first. then the bouncer started getting all sexual which Ara Ara Gomez did not like.. soo Ara warned him but the bouncer did not listen... and Ara was no longer interested and tried to leave but the bouncer started becoming physical with her forcing her to stay and this was when it turns into rape. Ara was then screaming for help.. but no one could here her. the bouncer started raping her by pressing her sexually. Ara screamed and Screamed and then Cody heard her voice and called attention to the door. everyone was wondering what was going on meanwhile... Ara was collecting inside screaming for help, the bouncer was really enjoying .. pressing her everywhere, then cody decided to break down the door which was successful and the housemates saw what had transpired and called out biggie, Cody and Unknown rushed the Bouncer and the other bouncers came in and took the bouncer criminal away while Austin tapping his head. Biggie deeply apologized and Ara Ara Gomez was in an emotional trauma.
by Ebuksam February 29, 2024
Get the History of Worldwidemug. (noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.
Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Some useless shit we wouldn't need it for our careers, but some useful shit to kill someone mentally😍✨
A student: Hey, are you alright? You look so sad...
The classmate: I have history class later... 😭😭😭 I'm dead inside now...
The classmate: I have history class later... 😭😭😭 I'm dead inside now...
by Real FAX. November 8, 2022
Get the Historymug. "Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.