Gorilla tag

A fun virtual reality game with 5 year olds screaming and 8 year olds screaming. In the game, you are a gorilla with no legs and you must bounce off of your surroundings to not get tagged

Bob: hey wanna play Gorilla Tag
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore

by ShowerTowel104 March 4, 2022

Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.

“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”

by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024

The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.

Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.

by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

Gorilla Joe

A huge masculine guy that lives of, of Savagery,Gta5,Eating Steaks,Working out, And Calling people out. A Gorilla Joe would not hesitate to call you a bitch or a narc. He would fight anyone because he's the Alpha

Yo That kid is such a Gorilla Joe he called that kid out because he's a Narc

by Majestic_Dinkle September 23, 2016