German beer

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way

by Czech lady October 18, 2020

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.

German weasel flu

by Tobdogg October 18, 2011

lil german boy

Lil german boy gohan spends his time in discord and has L rizz and sucks at flirting

Lil german boy said, “Your pink because im hot.”

by Marixiner October 9, 2023

German Profitterol

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and then smearing shit from your asshole across her lips

Dude, she looks like she's enjoying her german profitterol today

by Ze Baker December 29, 2023

German Shepard BF

A really cool guy

Wow you’re definitely a German Shepard BF

by Barry McCokiner is cool January 1, 2024

German quesadilla

When a man shoves a tear gas canister inside the vaginal cavity until she cries from pain, at that point they have intercource creating the onion cum mix.

Yo bro, I gave a girl the "German quesadilla" yesterday

by Dj4revbe January 31, 2024

German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.

Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag

by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024