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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.
Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.
by biggdawgg August 20, 2009
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The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.
"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"
by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012
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Big German Bagel

To put a bagel around your penis and have a woman eat it off.
Adam thinks big german bagels are delicious.
by GODSMACK May 19, 2014
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The German neutralizer

During any form of sex you taze yourself at the moment of climax
by Christian nosack October 9, 2014
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the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.
"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"
by BonnoP February 2, 2016
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Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.
by Barndoor August 11, 2016
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