Gary Button 

The button that switches on the internal circulating air in a car, which saves you from smelling nasty external air such as the air found around factories, waste treatment plants or the entire city of Gary, Indiana.

Quick, hit the Gary button! We're gonna go past the waste plant in a minute.

Gary Button by mr. busey September 29, 2009

garymalary

When consuming 12 natis and over 500 maleets of whiskey this state of mind is reached. Screaming this after consumption is common among many when accomplishing this bidnit. Garymalary is classified as a bidnitbakunic.

"Hey man are you alright?"
"Garymalary!!!"

How many drinks did you have tonight bro?
"Garymalary I believe."

"GARYMALARY!!"
"Calm down man, your doing that bidnitbakunic to hard tonight."

garymalary by jnol123 October 21, 2009

Gears of Chores 

A sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game Gears of Wars and household chores, usually enforced by the nerd's mother.

"DWAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE"

"Yo."

"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"

"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"

"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave

Gears of Chores by ThatOneKid.... April 18, 2010

Gary Plumb 

A style of sexual foreplay that involves the use of an old school plunger. Either partner sticks the plunger to their belly button and proceeds to have usual intercourse until they make a sound that is similar to that of Gary the snail.

Dude me and my gf were watching sponge bob and I got the weirdest boner. So I went in Gary Plumb ed my lady.

Gary Plumb by Attack gopher November 8, 2012

gear boggles 

originally a product response to the blank look left on the face of wearers of a Samsung GearVR virtual reality headset. Gear Boggles (www.gearboggles.com) are entertaining faceplate stickers. Now broadly applied to any faceplate sticker used on a virtual reality headset. Inspired by the term: Beer Goggles.

Bob looked stupid wearing that VR headset until he got those Gear Boggles. I like the cat eyes best.

gear boggles by AustinWords May 1, 2016

Gearsnatch 

It's a cock ulcer that you put your dork in, and feel comfortable in doing so.

Ex. Girlfriend, wife

My ex girlfriend was such a gearsnatch.

Gearsnatch by BaginaNonger666 December 7, 2016

Garyed 

To be lied to for years for no reason other than they are a narcissistic asshole who only cares for themselves.

You have been well and truly garyed

Garyed by The Arch Angel Gabriel June 11, 2017