willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler

a candy coated, tenacious cock sucker

dude, look at the throat on that willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler I hope she sucks me next.

by Willys mama September 27, 2011

Bisexual Disaster Goblin

A sub-type of Disaster Bisexual. A being of pure chaos. Has a propensity to collect things like dice. Ofttimes in emulation of cottage-core, obsesses over frogs, mushrooms, and other aesthetic facets.

"There isn't a bigger Bisexual Disaster Goblin than Stepf. She loves her clicky-klacky dice"

by Crechum September 6, 2021

gobble the goop

swallowing semen with enthusiasm. A knob gobbler who swallows instead of spitting.

1.)from the song "Her thighs are baggy and her boobies droop, but I love the girl that gobbles the goop";
2.) look babe, if you want to keep your sheets dry you are going to have to gobble the goop

by Jagger Shaft May 27, 2006

Pimp Goblet

a large decorated goblet(cup)that a pimp drinks out of.

Hey check out that Goblet of pimpness.

by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005

Nob Goblin

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.

Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Discharge goblins

Racist white people

P1: Did you see that discharge goblins

Tik tok?!
P2: Yes! Like this snow possum really tried to say the n word is just a word😭💀

by #CancelWhitePeople December 22, 2020

Corn Goblin

Corn goblins are antivaxxers dwelling in the Midwestern region of the United States. Corn goblins are typically seen in crowded public spaces without a mask.

“Did you hear about that dude that got duct taped on that Frontier Airlines Flight?”

“Yeah, he was some corn goblin from Ohio or some shit.”

by corngoblin666 August 10, 2021