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textbook ghetto

A person that acts EXACTLY as how the media depicts people living in the inner city community. Unlike "a textbook case of ghettoism," textbook ghetto is usually seen in teens that are living in suburbs or upper high class neighborhoods who have never stepped foot in a ghetto; and is mostly the exaggerated version of the actual, since the media distorts reallity.
Chris: Hey! Why is John wearing extra baggy pants below his wang, Air Jordans, long plain white t-shirt, and a big cap?
Neal: Damn it! He must've caught that bug that's going around: textbook ghetto.
by Neal A. Williams November 8, 2007
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ghetto mama

The woman who gave what little she had, who sacrificed everything for you and who will fuck you up with anything she can get her hands on if you fuck shit up. When she's really angry she yells stuff like I brought you into this world and I will take you out.
Shaq: Kobe why do you got a blue eye?
Kobe: I have a ghetto mama...
by unspokenchaos October 21, 2014
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ghetto crawl

The Ghetto Crawl is the act of driving slowly down an urban street, usually at night. It is done for the purposes of purveying the neighborhood for something.
Rakeem, slow down. Ghetto crawl until we spot some hos up in here.
by Markizze July 3, 2008
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ghetto whore

not only are you calling a person a whore, you're saying their poor whores, sluts, etc! it's like you're telling them their a piece of shit and always will be!
"You fucking slept with my boyfriend you ghetto whore!"
by jesse May 25, 2004
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Ghetto Sacramento

Ghettos in Sacramento. Most ghetto places in Sacramento are Oak Park, Del Paso Heights, Arden Fair, Natomas, Meadowview, Akali Flats, Strawberry Mannors, Norwood and there is a lot more. A lot of schools are ghetto like Martin Luther King Jr. High School, Grant High School, Hagginwood Elementary, Oak Ridge Elementary plus a lot more. If you want the opposite of ghetto, go to the city next door called Davis where its all non ghetto. North Sac and South Sac are the worst as West Sac has only one gang and East Sac is quiet. North Sac has more gangs but South Sac seems to be a lil more dangerous because it has more people. But both are extremely dangerous. A lot of drugs are around also and the parks in these areas are for no kid to play in.

To list these places in order from worst neighborhoods:

1.Oak Park(slightly over Del Paso Heights)
2.Del Paso Heights
3.Strawberry Mannors
4.Meadow View
5.Alkali Flats
Rich Person : Why is there so much violence?
Gangsta:Cuz it's ghetto sacramento mufucka!
by OG_SakTowN April 29, 2011
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two girls that walk around Cali waving at peole and get veraaaay pissed when people dont wave back
"Ohh HI!!"*waves At Random Person*-Ghetto Princess and ghetto ToothFariy
*Random Person Doesn't Wave Back*-Random Person
"HEY!! FUCK YOU!! WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING WAVE BACK!! I'M GONNA BITCH SLAP YOU YOU FUCKING ASS!!"-Ghetto Princess

"Friendly HAYYY from the ghetto toothfairy"_ Ghetto toothfairy and ghetto princess
by A&J February 22, 2008
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ghetto hamster

Be sure not to splash the ghetto hamsters at the bus stop when you are driving in the rain.
by Don K. Kong January 27, 2010
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