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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
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banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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Fuck it Friday

Pay Day Friday or the Friday directly following Pay Day.
"Hey want to go out for Lunch today?"
"No, I'm skint."
"But it's Fuck it Friday!"
"Oh! In that case count me in!"
by Soulless_2k4 May 3, 2016
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Best Führer Friends

Derived from "BFF"

Basically a tyrant/dictator version of best friends forever.
John: Did you know that Hitler and Mussolini were Best Führer Friends?

Mary: They were?! I guess you do learn something new everyday!
by jeonnifer May 4, 2017
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YGS Every friday

a lie a very very big lie
jacksfilms: YGS every Friday
Fans: why do you lie
by no yes no ok July 28, 2019
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future of france

Also known as the future of finance. Which refers to DeFi. Which refers to Ethereum.
by undertheradar May 4, 2021
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The King of Five Nights at Freddy’s

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s and no one shall take his crown
Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s
by TheFancySquid June 20, 2019
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