Father Dalton

Head of the shit show

LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show

by fraud ron October 31, 2021

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Father Cleomenis

Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.

His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.

Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.

by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021

Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

by URBBY August 23, 2021

Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021