mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020

Car fishing

Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie

: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”

: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”

: “oh what a freak”

by Musho... October 11, 2020

Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car

"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"

by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020

chegg fishing

when a professor puts out a fake chegg and you copy it

person1: man did you hear about personx?

person2: yeah man he got all the answers.
person1: no man he got chegg fished. prof went out chegg fishing and fucked him!

by cheggwhore December 5, 2020

Dick fasting

1. Voluntary cellibacy
2. Voluntary state of abstaining from romantic/sexual interraction with the preferred sex
3. Dick cellibacy

I am dick fasting because I am so done with toxic masculinity.

by Newgenerationdictionary March 6, 2021

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Ill-fishing

Telling people you are iller than you actually are for attention. Also applies to image posts on social media.

He's can't be that ill, I saw him running around town. He's totally ill-fishing for attention.

by Pikuntchu April 20, 2021