Open Faced Sandwich

While having sex with a woman (either vaginally or anally), the man uses a dildo on the other available orifice, producing the feel of a sandwich, without the extra man involved.

My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I told her I'd just give her an open faced sandwich.

by Vincent L. Hubert November 13, 2007

Goat Faced

To be goat faced is to have your mouth full of so much pudding that it bears resemblance to a goat.

Man, Bill had practically an entire bowl pudding in his choppers, I can't believe how goat faced he is.

by Maverick461 July 5, 2006

Bat faced

Really really drunk. As drunk as a skunk. Pissed off your head.

Dude! You were soooo bat faced last night. Are you gonna back the truck up tonight?

by TommyTeaCosy July 30, 2009

Faded GPA

Your high school Grade Point Average if you were to attend school high everyday.

Opposite of "weighted GPA"

Dude, i got a 3.6 GPA this semester. Thats like a 3.0 faded GPA.

by DopeAsDope December 26, 2009

shit Faced

The uncontrollable urge to spend an inordinate amount of time on Facebook!

My wife is always getting shit Faced communicating with anyone who will read her meaningless Facebook postings!

by Chancellor Ron January 3, 2011

woogan faced

An intense hangover, the result of getting "woogan faced" the night before. Results in crushing headache and repeated vomiting for most of the next day.

"Fuck, I got woogan faced last night at the bar."

by Trissy December 29, 2007

nut-faced

beyond shit-faced. so wasted that one could be smacked in the faced by a nut sac and not even care

man, brandon was so nut-faced the other night.

by Josh Bain March 30, 2008