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Flexhibitionist

Those guys in spandex that workout by jogging on sidewalks that lie directly beside busy city streets that stop mid-workout to stretch publicly, showcasing both their bodies and flexibility.
Q: Why is that guy just standing there on the sidewalk and stretching?

A: Because he's a flexhibitionist. That's what they do.
by ceeellcee December 8, 2012
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Flexicon

Over the years Pete compiled a flexicon of words to describe even the ugliest of snatches.
by NewWordOrder629 August 11, 2014
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Flexicon

The flexicon is the complete list of all unique words and meanings posted to Facebook. Originating from an amalgamation of Facebook and lexicon, it also reflects the many ways that words in the flexicon can be used.
"The flexicon doesn't have a tight definition for each word, as terms are often substituted for legitimate English words in a seemingly random manner, which explains why English is so irregular and considered a hard language to learn."

"That's okay, the Fleffedition will enable the publishing of all words in the flexicon as a complete set of known facebook words and their meanings."
by Nafftastic March 24, 2015
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Flexosexual

A person who labels themselves under a certain sexual orientation, but is flexible beyond those restraints if they choose or if it is demanded of them.
My homie straight but in prison he was a flexosexual during is 10 year sentence.

Sarah only dates guys, but became flexosexual when Taylor Swift wanted to be her girlfriend she went along with it.
by pseudorican May 2, 2015
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Flexturing

A combination of flexing and gesturing. Commonly seen among men in their early twenties gesturing during conversation in a way that lets us all know how jacked and tan they are. Primarily used as a method of flirtation.
Person A : Look at Chad over there, he's gripping that beer bottle so hard right now.

Person B : Oh no brah, he's flexturing, he just wants that girl to recognize how vascular his forearms are.
by Poopyscotch September 28, 2015
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flexasexual

a type of asexual that doesn't have a gender preference for relationships.
Is Carson bi or gay? No, he's actually flexasexual.
by BruhWhatIsGoingOn November 2, 2015
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FlexMami

Most likely the golden ray of sunshine amongst your circle of friends, FlexMami is known to act out in moderation, binge on Netflix and gorge on everyone's quota of chicken.

Mildly obsessed with personality typing, manifesting and living her best life, FlexMami is a necessary addition to everyone's life.
Damn G, i had to drop my girl and get me a FlexMami. You see the way she shines, G. SHE A MF STAR!
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