Definitions by ceeellcee

Flexhibitionist

Those guys in spandex that workout by jogging on sidewalks that lie directly beside busy city streets that stop mid-workout to stretch publicly, showcasing both their bodies and flexibility.

Q: Why is that guy just standing there on the sidewalk and stretching?

A: Because he's a flexhibitionist. That's what they do.

Flexhibitionist by ceeellcee December 8, 2012