dinosaurs eating people

the most heartbreaking song ever written by a four year old 🫀

M-Hey have you heard “Dinosaurs eating people?” F-“It put me in my feels ✨🫀”

by -the real slim shady 🫀 December 21, 2020

Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

Glue Eating Jaw

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.

Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw

by Little shit head named Dale February 8, 2021

Plant-Eating Dinosaur

People on social media receive hates by did nothing wrong, falsely accused or simply being supportive. In the dinosaur world, herbivore dinosaurs eat plants while predators (the haters) attack them.

Some unlucky YouTubers are considered to be Plant-Eating Dinosaurs because they got hated when they don't deserve it.

by Octosheep April 10, 2021

The Eating Nood

The mood someone would have to eat in the nude.

John was in the eating nood, so he proceeded to undress before eating his meal.

by the total badass May 3, 2021

Shoe-eating

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.

Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?

by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021

Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021