drive the boat

Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat

Hey babe let me drive the boat! ;)

by Yuji March 18, 2019

pile driver

A sexual position where someone lies with their ass face up in the air then someone else fucks their ass or cunt downward in a pile driving motion

I pile drove your mom til she passed out!!

by Big Jon July 8, 2005

drive by

The dumbest way to shoot some one. What someone does when they don't have the balls to stick the gun in someone's face.

Grow some balls and stick the gun in their face Dave, don't pussy out and do a drive by.

by Not Dave the Faggot June 25, 2009

Now watch this drive

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush

by uclafalcon June 19, 2004

got fucked in the Drive-THRU

When someone doesn't get their complete order in a Drive-THRU Restaurant or Coffee Shop. Got Fucked In The Drive-THRU.

An incomplete order done by total retards in Most restaurants or Coffee Shop's Drive-THRU Thus, You Just Got Fucked in the drive-THRU.

Not to be confused with getting free sex or getting laid From Bitches at a Drive-THRU.

Example #1: Dude # 1. Yo! Dude Where's My straw for my soft drink? What no fork?
Dude # 2. I don't Know? It should all be in you bag dude. Hey You got any ketchup in your order? I don't have any for my fries? Oh no where's my super duper Bacon double pickle triple cheese burger I ordered! dude I don't fucking believe it! Those Idjits didn't put it in my bag Dude! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Dude # !. You know It Dude ! We Got Fucked in The Drive-THRU!
Dude #2 Should we drive all the way back to Big Prick Burger Joint and get our order done right from them Idjit Retard Drive-THRU Bitches. Man This is fucked up! Dude I hate This Shit Service. I got fucked in the drive-THRU!

Example #2: Girl#1 At A Coffee Sop Drive-THRU Ordering. Could I please have a Extra large Crappachino with whipped cream and fudge brownie toppings thanks.
Girl#2 says gee I hope they get the order right. The last time I ordered here They didn't make my order properly they forgot to give me my Donuts! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Girls get the order and drive away. Girl #1. Notices there is no fudge brownie toppings on her Crapachino coffee she ordered and her donuts are missing. What The Fuck where's the fudge? Girl#2 says see I told you what those fuckers do! You got fucked in the Drive-THRU!

by DIRTY BIRD WORD February 11, 2010

DriveSHAFT

A band invented by the inventors at ABC for the TV show 'Lost'. Very successful, main strife at heart caused by two brothers: Liam and Charlie Pace. Hit song: (You All) Everybody, written by Charlie Pace, who is stuck on the godforsaken Island with a plane full of heroine. But don't tell Claire that. Oops, too late...

Hey, you catch Lost last night? They had Charlie's FB's! DriveSHAFT forever!

by Enelya Linde January 19, 2006

drive revenue

Process by which sales leeches find ways to suck every last drop of money out of markets by developing and marketing various new ideas, depending on their field.

Fred had a hard time driving revenue this period because he was so occupied with sucking the marketing VP's nutsack.

by rssllk September 10, 2005