God sends meat and the devil sends cookies

Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.

You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.

by DrPhilsburgMyers February 5, 2023

Hey There, Delilah

(1)A song written by Tom Higgenson and sung by the Plain White T's. Tom wrote the song for Delilah DiCrescenzo in the summer of 2007. He did go to college with her, but they were never in a relationship. In fact, Delilah was very uncomfortable with hearing the song, so when she heard it on repeat everywhere she went, she had to think the song wasn't about her. It never worked.

(2)A greeting. It could just be a friendly greeting like, "Hey there, Delilah!" Unless your name isn't Delilah. Then the person you're talking to is either delusional or referencing the song.

Unfortunately, however, we will never know what it's like in NYC.

Tom: Hey there, Delilah!
Delilah: Hi..?
Tom: How's it like in New York City?
Delilah: It's okay... Tom are you alright?
Tom: Y-yeah I think

by psyeyeye February 3, 2020

tazmanian devil

Someone easily spun up over any non-event.

Lets pull the tazmaniam devil off the ceiling. He's gotten himself spun up over nothing again.

by wheaty June 4, 2005

butt cheeser devil

someone who cheeses butts ... alot

dude eric wittmer is a total butt cheeser devil...he wont quit cheesing my butt.

by bobby March 5, 2004

Devil's Advocate

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

The devil wears prada

One of the countless metalcore bands that were good until the scene faggots found them.

The devil wears prada are not for scene kids. Shouldnt you be busy straightening your hair or sucking dick, anyway, faggots?

by peter pedro ramy flap peter February 19, 2011

Devil's triangle

A drinking game. Three glasses in a triangle. It's a quarters game.

No, Senator, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, and that man. I was too busy boofing from my weak stomach. Devil's triangle is a quarters game.

by Scottama September 27, 2018