David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
by amorbella6 December 17, 2011
Get the David Jonmug. Damiano David is the hottest man on this motherfucking earth and he can run me over with his car and i'll apologise...also the french song sucked three 12.45 inch blue dicks and he did not do drugs you FUCKING TWO FACED OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH EMPTY ASS BONNET LIAR!!!
by måneskinsbitch. October 28, 2021
Get the Damiano Davidmug. An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2
by Steven Draper May 2, 2006
Get the david goydermug. David Wang - Asian party animal, main stomping ground Bangers. Doesn't slay girls but he is a legend.
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
by Pledge 1 October 15, 2017
Get the david wangmug. 
A Co-founder of Roblox. Erik Cassel is way better tbh. There's also a 90% chance you don't know that.
by crunchyorange October 7, 2020
Get the David Baszuckimug. "She has been obsessing over shiny spandex clothes and Ziggy Stardust. Methinks she is in a David Wowie state of mind."
by chitsb January 9, 2009
Get the David Wowiemug.