Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Moms Dad

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"

by fortnitegamer143communism September 27, 2019

jez's dad

A Old Shit Who RKO'S Little Children And Has Alzheimer Who Is A Undertaker.

Jez's Dad Is A nonce.

by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

Black dads

When I was 7 my dad said he was going to get milk and that he would be back soon....im 16 now

Yeah I know your dad said he was just going to get milk but that’s just how black dads are

by anonymous September 14, 2020

barbeque dad

A person typically in their 30-40s, who trys to be cool, and listens to rock music from the 80s/90s era. They would be somone who would grill on the barbeque on a saturday afternoon listening to classic rock, and playong football with their son.

He joe turn up the FooFighters
Brad, you are such a barbeque dad.

by ROO21795 February 15, 2017

slay dad

Slaying is being so good looking it kills the lookers.

He's here!! What a slay dad.

by SaltyCracker March 8, 2017

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016