Dad joke

Dad jokes are cheesy jokes that are stereotypically jokes parents say.

Child: Hey Dad, I'm hungry!

Father: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Child: That's the worst and most overused dad joke.

by Pastell Pastrii May 7, 2021

sarong dad

A middle-age man, who deems fit to wear a skirt or sarong in the heat of summer. Often has tendancies towards new-age philosophy and is prone to embarrassing his children by sitting with his legs akimbo.

Why is your dad dancing like that?

Oh, he's a sarong dad.

by messyqueen October 4, 2010

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

Dad niggas

A big nigga or can be a average nigga who makes gay dad jokes because he hates his family. They are most likely niggas who are dads

normal nigga : see that dad nigga over there

Fat nigga : ya he looks like such a fucking nigga who is a dad. Goddammit dad niggas

by OnPoint_Dude_ February 19, 2019

slay dad

Slaying is being so good looking it kills the lookers.

He's here!! What a slay dad.

by SaltyCracker March 8, 2017

My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!

My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...

by InstantFreak December 10, 2018

black dad

Something that isn't there.

I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.

by DASsimna January 19, 2017