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Porcelain doll sex

The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.

guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
by ILoveporcelaindollsex.com April 24, 2009
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Rag Doll

A girl who sleeps around when she's on her period, so she wont get all knocked up.
"Sally is a rag doll, fucking whore."
by Perrott June 17, 2003
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Dollhouse

An amazing science fiction TV show created by Joss Whedon about a secret establishment where people sign up to have their memories wiped. Their personalities and memories are replaced with those needed to complete tasks and missions that people hire them to do (ex: If a singer at a bar needed a bodyguard, a Doll, or Active, would be imprinted with the skills and personality of a bodyguard). It follows a Doll named Echo, who is portrayed by Eliza Dushku.
Dollhouse quotes:

Echo (after her memory is wiped): Did I fall asleep?
Topher: For a little while.
Echo: Shall I go now?
Topher: If you like.

Walton: If she's the best, how come I've never heard of her?
Echo(after being imprinted): You've heard of Bonnie and Clyde, right?
Walton: Are you Bonnie?
Echo: No, I'm not that stupid.

Dr. Saunders: One good sneeze could bring on a seizure.
Topher: Or even worse, a sneezure.
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Two Dollah Hollah

A nasty ass whore that costs two bucks a fuck.
You will never be lonely with the two dollah hollah.
by johnny richter February 20, 2005
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Bottom Dollar

"The taxi ride cost $20"
"My bottom dollar is a twenty, i can't afford that"
by Duskembrance August 22, 2011
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Five-Dollar Footlong

Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.
Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!
by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008
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Ken Doll

An extremely handsome man, who upon closer inspection is determined to be superficial, and shallow or "plastic" as well as having significantly smaller than normal or virtually nonexistent (male)genitalia.
Alice: Hey, how was the date with the Cop?

Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.
by BrnEyes July 18, 2008
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