crybaby

A person who gets easily upset if they don't get thier own way.

Stop being such a crybaby Pete, and get me a fucking beer!

by Dusty1 March 23, 2004

crystal dick

(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth

Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.

by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005

Crystal

The love of my life

That girl is such a Crystal or I've found myself a Crystal

by CrystalsLove May 25, 2019

Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

by richard gear April 27, 2009

Crystal

A real bitch, won't take no bullshit she'll just kill you and steal your goats

Run there's a Crystal behind you

by KEVINBOBDAVE April 4, 2019

cryptopsy

Best damned death metal band ever

"cryptopsy are fucking good"

by kelwen October 22, 2003

crypticity

1. The state or quality of being cryptic.
2. Crypticness.

She speaks with an excess of crypticity, which makes her motive unclear.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004