Capin' Crunch

One bad ass motha fucka with the best cereal eva! with the most crunchy crunch within this crunchy galaxy. And he WILL crunchatize your ass.

Dude, have you had capin' crunch? that shit is crunchy!

by Dylburger February 5, 2010

Crunchy

Used to describe something fun and awesome.

the comedy show last night was SO crunchy!

by VeronicaLove December 20, 2010

crunching the ice

performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period.

Word got around school that Milfred was crunching the ice.

by Alvin G. June 19, 2006

crunchy jigsaw

Taking two bowls, one bowl consisting of honey and the other consisting of Grape Nuts. Dip your penis into the bowl of honey and then roll it into the Grape Nuts. You then insert your penis into a female's anus.

Me and my girlfriend had a wild night doing the crunchy jigsaw

by Big Kountry January 17, 2008

Pussy Crunching

its a word to use when joking around about doing dirty things with the opposite sex. pussy crunching is used when such actions are intended to happen more than once with multiple people in one night. it can also be used in the place of any verb when around people who are familiar with the word and the correct usage.

I'm gunna pussy crunch everyone at this party before the night is over.

I love you like I love pussy crunching.

Hey girl you better have got your pussy crunched the way you were working it last night.

Merry Pussy Crunching Christmas

by pussycrunchingqueen January 4, 2009

wizard's council

when one receives oral pleasure (generally a male) while playing world of warcraft.

many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.

by aether_tron May 21, 2009

Cronch

A sang term used by punters and hos for a females reproductive area that is usually herpatitus filled.

I want to punt cheryl in the cronch

by Babakaiff January 18, 2005