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College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010
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Hartwick College

A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.
Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!
by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004
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St. Vincent College

Small liberal arts college located in Latrobe, PA, about an hour from Pittsburgh. Despite some bogus ass policies and an administration with a knack for incompetency, misspending your $28K tuition on useless claptrap, SVC is a great place for starting a career; especially if that career is booze jockey. Don't mistake this college as one of discipline, even with a bunch of monks running around, because those rosy-cheeked clerics drink more than the student body combined. Hell, they used to have their own brewery before it burned down in the 60's. Give those crazy Bavarians a bottle of Heineken and they'll be your best friends for life (and death, since they'll be here when they die as St. Vincent is haunted out the bung). Even though we haven't had a football team in over 40 years, SVC is a bitchin' place to go and drink, meet some good people, and maybe learn a thing or two in between. Gotta love it!
*Beer
*Steelers (even though they suck, GO RAVENS!)
*Monks
*Typical college tramps, asses, nerds, and chill people
by The Hospitaller April 26, 2005
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Birmingham Southern College

The Harvard of the South.
Liberal Arts School where you pay out the ass to get an education that will put you equal with your parents, who have to make at least $150,000 a year.

A school where you see at least fifty iPhones every day. The losers have BlackBerrys.
And no one in hell would ever have a RAZR.

Polos Ralph Lauren, Coach, and Rock&Republic are all around you.

Forget the GAP.

A school where the students work really hard but gossip and party harder.

Nickname: Hilltop High.
Get ready to hear your name mentioned in conversations about what you did when you were drunk.

IN A NUTSHELL: If you're poor, get ready to feel out of place.
And if you are, you better be REALLY smart to make up for it.
GIRL1: OMG! I love that FENDI bag.
GIRL2: SO LAST SEASON. Ugh. I can't believe that bitch has the audacity. She's obviously not from Birmingham Southern College.
GIRL1: Damn. Moving on...Are you still dating the lacrosse captain?
by Honest Voice at BSC. January 19, 2009
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Boston College

A prestigious university located right outside of Boston in beautiful, Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. Also known as BC. Boston College is likely the most academically and athletically well rounded school in the country: ranking in the top forty for academics and high in the top twenty five for every major sport and even some club sports. The students at Boston College are smart, athletic, and attractive. BC often gets a bad rep for preppy, rich, popped collar wearing pricks. While these students exist, they are in the minority and nobody hangs out with them anyways. This reputation likely originates from jealous students at other universities. Students at Notre Dame, a very similar university, put too much faith in Notre Dame’s slightly better rank on most lists of the top academic schools, and now are stuck in the middle of a corn field with nothing better to do then hate on BC. Students at Boston University think they have a rivalry with us, but this is impossible because they don’t have any sports teams. These BU students likely hate on BC and make comparisons to our school because of rampant feelings of inferiority circulating throughout their “campus”. The students at BU pay the same tuition as the students at BC, however this does not make them our equals; the BU students are inferior to BC students in almost every way (namely intelligence, appearance, athleticism, and personality). Students at BC rarely hang out with students at BU and those who do are mainly misguided freshmen who make the mistake of going to a BU frat party (which are all terrible: less booze, more baggage, and a whole lot of ugly chicks), and who will likely never return to BU again. Students at BU are not welcome at BC because they are annoying and obsess over BC, feebly trying to bash BC at every opportunity. The BC – BU relationship is confined to three times a year when we play them in hockey. Usually at some point during BC home hockey games versus BU, the BC fans get fed up with the BU fans and start chanting “safety school”. This is mean but it is also true. The majority of the Massachusetts natives at BC used BU as their safety school. Hopefully, eventually, the BU students will catch on and stop bothering us. Both of these schools hate on BC on a regular basis, however, BC rarely bothers to defend itself. We are more mature than that, and we are too busy partying, and attending sporting events against teams we play on more than a semi-regular basis (like Duke, Virginia, Wake Forest, and Florida State).
Student at BU/Notre Dame: Where do you go to school?
Student at BC: I go to Boston College.
Student at BU/Notre Dame: LOL ROFL OMG WTF BC SUCKS, {insert school} IS SO MUCH BETTER {insert petty insult}.

Student at BC: Where do you go to school?
Student at BU/Notre Dame: I go to BU/Notre Dame.
Student at BC: Oh, Ok. Well I’m going to go pre-game for the basketball game and then later I’m going to a party on Comm Ave where I will probably make out with a hot freshman chick.
by Calspeaksthetruth December 29, 2005
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

From 1964 to 1973 UCLA won 9 of the 10 National Championships. They defeated 2 of the other 4 Phat 5 programs during the Championship run.

1. 1964, UCLA 98- Duke 83
2. 1968, UCLA 78- UNC 55

* They also defeated ( UK ) Kentucky in 1975. It was the last game coached by John Wooden who won 10 titles in 12 years.

The 1966 National Championship game has been described as the game that changed college basketball. It was the only National Championship not won by UCLA during it's 10 year run. This was also the first time that 5 starting black players ( Texas Western now UTEP, U. of Texas El Paso ) played 5 starting white players ( UK ). The game was won bY Texas Western 72-65. This game is credited for opening the door for black high school stars to be recruited by major white college programs who were reluctant in the past. The ( DUNK )was banned by the NCAA in 1967, the year that Lew Alcindor ( Kareem Abdul Jabbar ) was to start play as a sophmore at UCLA. The ( DUNK ) was allowed back into college basketball in 1976. The last year a Div.1 program ( IU )has gone undefeated for an entire season.
A Phat 5 program played a major role in the growth of black players getting a chance to play on the biggest stage of college basketball.Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 19, 2005
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college

A place you go to actually get a job that doesn't involve "Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you" or "Excuse me sir, would you be interested in a survey".
I went to college and now make 45k a year. Joe didn't go to college, and works in customer service making 17k a year.
by Tong March 1, 2003
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