Chuck Norris

There is no definition for Chuck Norris, as he cannot be found in a dictionary. He finds you.

"I can't find Chuck Norris anywhere!"
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."

(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)

by MileyCyrus=EpicFail November 3, 2009

chuck norris

Wings and Beer all night

Chuck Norris can only use toilets made of KEVLAR, need you ask why!

by Sid Macintosh December 26, 2007

Chuck Norris

The only person who was able to count to infinnity...twice.

Chuck Norris

by Kelvin Mndz February 24, 2009

Chuck Norris

One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!

Dude its Chuck Norris!

by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008

chuck norris

A martial artist, actor, and the butt of a internet phenomenon. Usually refered to as a "Bad-Ass".

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009

Chuck Norris intervention

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.

I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.

by chaibot175 January 9, 2011

Chuck Norris

the real question here is, what isn't Chuck Norris?

When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.

by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010