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A for profit terrorist organization that uses child exploitation through indoctrination, genocide, and persecution of all who don't share the same beliefs down to the parts of their identity that religion doesn't dictate to begin with as weapons to gain supremacy with only people who fit the “what straight white christian society accepts beauty standard & stereotype” being safe from harassment in the streets while the vast majority of people who are parts of any denomination of Christianity actively attack, degrade and insight violence against the rest, especially Catholicism and Evangelicals while most Christians only claim to disagree when confronted to disassociate themselves while supporting these issues by not calling them out and letting them continue leaving them responsible for almost ALL issues in western society today and the destruction of cultures, ethnicities, families, friendships, relationships and the earth that can never be restored.

Christianity is also a trauma induced mental illness(aka religious trauma syndrome) that leaves victims with poor cognitive functions, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts & attempts to commit suicide, guilt, problems sleeping, nightmares, eating disorders, sexual dysfunction, substance abuse, social issues, development delay while being constantly afraid of going to hell for thinking the wrong thought by accident such as intrusive thoughts with the mental illness aspect being a top reason it still exists in the 21st century.
Christianity needs to be eradicated from the face of the earth through the use of forced deprogramming, laws and proper education as they had more than 2000 years to fix what they knew was wrong from the beginning therefore deserve no more chances.
by 36368876 August 24, 2022
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Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick
by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018
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American Christianity

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American Christianity
A·mer·i·can Chris·ti·an·i·ty
/əˈmerəkən/ˌkrisCHēˈanədē/

(noun)
{a religion “loosely” based on the person and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, or its beliefs and practices.}

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Where it differs from real Christianity is in its teachings to hate other religions and sexual preferences it does not tolerate. Whereas in real Christianity, it is taught to Love Thy Neighbor, it is the opposite in American Christianity.

Racism is also very prevalent in American Christianity. A defining feature of American Christianity is its point to make Jesus into a white male with blue eyes. Which makes this religion border on the teachings of Nazism.
1. He went abroad to preach American Christianity to the heathen. 2. John has converted to American Christianity.
by That's why your dead December 7, 2020
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A literal homophobia breeding ground. Plymouth christian academy is hell on earth. It makes you want to stab yourself to death everyday. Basically all that they teach you is that you dont do every single little thing for Jesus youre a worthless sinner youre going to hell.
Person 1: Why did you attempt suicide?
Person 2: Because I go to plymouth christian academy
Person 2: Makes sense
by Gerardwayspoop October 14, 2021
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An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.
Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*
by skulk-collective February 28, 2023
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playing it christian

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The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.
I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.
by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009
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Christianity

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The youngest of the religions to use the same common equation.

Take someone who is supposedly the son of god, he lamb of god,(or one of the many names Jesus christ was given.) Make his birth a virgin birth on December 25. Give him special powers. Add 12 more people to the mix (Disciples, students, hookers). A betrayer who turns on the 'Son Of God'. Crucify him, wait three days for his resurrection and BAM...you get Radical (2492.683) over 9673.

If their are any holidays based around this beings life than take them out with the pleasure of getting to put up a tree for the beings life (any tree will do. Just remember, if it's a Palm tree is it now {Insert Religion Here} Tree.) And painting some form of food with food dye and vinegar. Don't forget the presents.

Christianity - A religion in which plagiarism has been used...for like the hundredth time. It's sad, you think people back two thousand and some odd years ago would have more imagination. The fact that they took the idea from several religions (all of which were based on different religions them self which were in turn based on different religions...etc...) and then made it one of the most respected religions in the world is beyond me.

Why can't I do shit like that for my homework without getting in trouble?
Sinning is a sin
Stealing is a sin
Christianity is a sin...
by MoRPHiNe April 4, 2008
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