Chinese Newyear

The act of wrapping fireworks around your penis and lighting them off.

In Jackass, Johnny Knoxville decided to do a Chinese Newyear.

by James Whithazee June 16, 2011

Chinese rug burn

When you roll someone up in a rug and pour soy sauce and gasoline on them then proceed to set them on fire

"Yo I set someone on fire with a Chinese rug burn."

by That chinese guy December 16, 2013

Chinese Chicken

When you dip your dick in sweet and sour sauce and tell your woman it's a chinease buffet.

Man: How about some Chinese tonight?
Woman: Oh, that sounds wonderful! What were you thinking?
Man: How about some *unzips pants* Chinese Chicken?

by krbkay May 25, 2011

Chinese Pizza

An unrealistic term that is used to udderly confuse people, commonly used in prank phone calls

"Hello"
"Chinese pizza wha yoo orda!?"
"What the fuck dude?"
"You orda Chinee Pizza or I pull Jackie Chan moove on yoo!"

by Kyle Pringle May 19, 2003

Chinese Virus

A nickname for the Covid-19 Virus. Many claim it to be offensive or racist, these people forget that the Spanish Flu was named after a place where it DIDN'T originate.

Kyle: "Bro Kyle got the Chinese Virus!"
Kyle: "You can't say that, DAS RACIST!"
Kyle: "Why the fuck are we all named Kyle?"

by JustSomeDeerBoi November 7, 2020

chinese asshole

Really tight. Someone who is being really up tight.

Dude, your being a chinese asshole.

Chinese asshole nice and tight just for you!

by Jeff Cunningham June 28, 2006

Chinese Finger Trap

When two dicks are put tip to tip, then a girl jerks you both off simultaneously. Both hands together, side to side.

Sean: You think that girl would ski us both?
Josh: Definitely!
Erin: I would prefer to Chinese Finger Trap you. More bang for the buck!

by ChineseFingerTrap February 13, 2014