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cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
by freakynasty April 21, 2019
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Castone

If Pokémon were to fuse, Cubone and Gastly would form a powerful ghost and ground type called, Capstone.
Ash Ketchum: "Castone, goooooooo!"
Castone: "Castone"
by Difairyo July 4, 2019
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cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.
Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!
by semami4700 April 28, 2019
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Cotton balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house
by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019
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Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.
"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!
by Purpl2lup May 2, 2019
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Cantón

Hey buddy, vamos a refinar a mi cantón.
by Usernet3218 May 15, 2019
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carton o milk

by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
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