candied bacon

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

by TacobellGanstaz October 22, 2013

Candy Crush

See evil

Candy Crush is evil

by anonymous December 24, 2016

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

Japanese candy

Japanese candy is basically porn, but better!

person 1 :"dude i just got some Japanese candy wanna share?"
person 2 : "nah i prefer to use my candy alone"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong September 8, 2016

candy coating

When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob

Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating

by tom1717 December 18, 2008

candy raver

a bunch of fucked up assholes that like to dress up like japanamation cartoons, tinkerbell fairy look-alikes, or glow in the dark zombies. they like bright colors, loud bass, and candy necklaces. that's all they eat so they're usually really fucking skinny, but sometimes you will find one of their fat friends that like to hang out with them and just eat candy. these fuckers hang out at raves or in dark basements giving backrubs to eachother while singing along to the techno (which contains lyrics like: castle in the sky, i see a rainbow in your eye!). also, these dj's that "spin" techno are the dj's that weren't good enough to make it through dj school and dropped out. all they do is fade one track into the next rack, counting "1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4..." in their head. anyways what was i saying? fuck a candy raver. if you ever see one kick 'em in the balls or vag, because they deserve it.

JIM: I met this candy raver last night.
BOB: Really? What's a candy raver?
JIM: They go to raves and wear construction masks covered in Vick's Vapo-rub. They like candy.
BOB: Like snickers?
JIM: No, not the good kind of candy. Jewelry candy.
BOB: Sound like a bunch of queers to me.
JIM: Yep.
BOB: Yessir.

by Chris Walsh October 10, 2005

candy cane

The correct definition of a candy cane is, when a female is eaten out whilst she is on her period and she preforms oral sex to the male, they both keep eachothers fluids in their mouths , then make out...hence creating a candy cane

gurl-yo bob lets make a candy cane

bob-ay yo u dirty freak

by TamilSoul October 10, 2006