Laughing Cow

Sexual position: when a man has intercourse with the breasts of a woman, whilst tickling her in the right spot in order to make her lactate.

"So what did you two do last night?"
"I made her do the Laughing Cow"
"Oh shit man, you didn't!"

by RevScat September 20, 2007

z-cow

An underachieving person, who by lack of intelligence or lack of motivation, simply believes anything a person says to be true, just because the person says it is true.

Jan is such a z-cow. She actually believed that Paris Hilton was running for president, because John said he saw it on MSNBC.

by Parkalot January 22, 2008

Milking A Dead Cow

Trying to do something thats unachievable

Why do you keep trying to fix that car? Your milking a dead cow.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 24, 2010

Cowey Cow

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

Person 1: hi cow
Cowey Cow: MOOO MOO MOO MOO

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

Spider Cow

A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.

I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.

by Dan11111112 January 8, 2011

Dookie the Cow

The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny

Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!

by Will M. W. April 13, 2007

The cow's tits

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks

"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"

by fwantastique April 27, 2009