caught one

To be shot and killed.Past tense of catch one in which you are about to be shot.

He about to catch one if he keep fakin.
He caught one to the head for fakin last week.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit January 7, 2005

couch dancing

While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.

Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"

Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."

by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008

couchies

A group of rather unhygenic and unattractive students at the Illinios Mathematics and Science Academy who spend a majority (if not all) of their free time sitting, standing, laying, or sleeping on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing the "Couches". Couchies tend to be loud and annoying and very opinionated. And hairy. Especially the girls. Couchies cannot be considered people.

Today I walked past what I thought was a dumpster but it turned out to be a large group of couchies.

by Amazingmanmanman December 14, 2008

Couch Date

Having a man or woman over to the house under the guise of a "Movie Night" or "Cook you dinner" scenario but the real 'Date' usually consists of commitment-free sex after consuming alcohol while 'Relaxing' on a couch. Often referenced by online daters as such when meeting a new person for the first time at ones home rather than public forum.

"Hey Brian, wannna hit the bar and watch the game after work?"

"Man, I wish I could but I got a couch date tonight"

"That new chick from POF that you started talking to yesterday?"

"Yea... That reminds me, I need to buy condoms and Bacardi"

by CulDeSacGroup November 12, 2011

Pussy Couch

When someones mind is wrapped up in the thought of getting laid.

"John didnt do a bit of work today, his head was shoved into the pussy couch"

by Cole V. August 14, 2008

coughlan666

One of the most famous atheist comedian user on YouTube, he is well known within the atheist community, and infamous within the Christian community.

His user name is coughlan666, but he usually goes by the his full name Richard "the Dick" Coughlan666. He is also British, and is currently ranked 14th most subscribed in United Kingdom as comedian.

In addition he is currently also:

#74 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Partners - United Kingdom
#18 - Most Viewed (Today) - United Kingdom
#14 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Comedians - United Kingdom
#74 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Partners - United Kingdom
#18 - Most Viewed (Today) - United Kingdom
#2 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedians - United Kingdom
#7 - Most Viewed (Today) - Partners - United Kingdom
#11 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedians
#55 - Most Viewed (Today) - Partners
#63 - Most Viewed (This Week) - United Kingdom
#5 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedians - United Kingdom
#14 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Partners - United Kingdom
#54 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedians
#96 - Most Viewed (This Month) - United Kingdom
#4 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Comedians - United Kingdom
#20 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Partners - United Kingdom
#81 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Comedians
#78 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Comedians - United Kingdom

His videos are often filled with swears, curse, slurs, and crazy eccentric acting that is his trademark. He also satirizes other YouTube users, mainly Creationists and sometimes other atheists.

Bill: Hey, did you see coughlan666's latest video? He totally pwned venomfangx!

Sally: Yeah, I know! That one was really funny!

by Nicko DaVinci May 5, 2009

coucher

someone that rides a sitdown type PWC (couch). typically clueless and lazy with no athletic abilities. a coucher will typically block the launch ramp with their rig as they stage, instead of pulling to the side to free the ramp (proper etiquette). after launching, they will usually go wide open throttle from the ramp, sending a wake through a no wake zone, thus slamming other vessels into the dock. after zooming at full speed, they will go to the largest group of people they can find and raise their buttocks high in the air as to signal, "hey, look at me... im a coucher!"

"oh, geez... here we go... here come a flock of couchers. protect whats yours."

by dicktionary writer February 2, 2010