by remylolz June 5, 2018

When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.
by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018

Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."
by DJRobZiem February 15, 2017

by black nigger balls October 20, 2021

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...
Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....
by Rissy December 29, 2005

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

by Jerry July 14, 2003
