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White Christmas

When a male ejaculates in the air above his partners' head, allowing gravity to let the sperm fall on the head, lashes and shoulders of his partner like fresh snow.
I hate it when my boyfriend gives me a White Christmas 'cause it always gets in my eye!
by anon.y.mous June 11, 2006
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nightmare before christmas

Great movie,based on tim burtons poem.But this movie has been ruined for people who really do like it by all those wannabe goths that have turned it into the lastest movie to like.
1 wannabe goth:omg i love the nightmare before christmas!
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
Me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers...
p.s if u are goth good for you just pissed at the wannabe's.
by bon1616 September 26, 2005
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East Christmas

A place that is very far from where you are, or live. Can also be used to suggest a lack of knowledge of a place.

Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.
"Where the fuck is this East Christmas?"

"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."
by Raney October 21, 2004
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Jew Christmas

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts
We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon
by Slickyricky March 28, 2017
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The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'
Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job
by Fogt December 16, 2017
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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higher than christmas

The half ass version of expressing that you are higher than the star at the top of the Christmas tree
Alex:"Chase, mixing 3 hits of acid and Grey Goose was a terrible idea, you need to stop"

Chase:"I'm higher than Christmas"
by Chase grey December 20, 2008
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