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Charlie Wilson 

A democratic Texan congressman who, nearly single-handedly funded the afghans with weapons to push back the Soviets from their territory. This began the fall of the USSR, and ended the Cold WAR.

However, after this amazing accomplishment, The United States refused to listen and reason with Wilson's pleads to continue to fun Afghanistan to help them recover and rebuild from the damages the Soviets had done. This ignorance of Country's leader (excluding Charlie Wilson) led to an unstable country where any one or group could take over with ease. And that person was of course...OSAMA BIN LADEN

So many could say that Carlie Wilson was not a hero, or something of the sort, but that is simply not true for 2 reasons.

First of all, what he DID manage to accomplish was getting rid of the Soviet Union, a group much more potentially devastating to our way of life than Al Queda could ever be. Second, it was not at all his fault for leaving Afghanistan open for terrorism; in fact he was one of the only few congress men at the time who supported doing something to stop it!
WOW, its hard to believe many people don't consider Charlie Wilson a hero. They all over-look all the strides he took to clean the wold of oppressive communistic rule.
Charlie Wilson by Joe-Joe-Joe August 24, 2008
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Charlie's Angel

A beautiful individual who frequently ingests a large amount of cocaine.

Most commonly found in nightclub toilets.
- Golly Jeremiah, check out that blonde heading to the WC, she's gorgeous!

- You could say that Benjamin, but rumour has it that she enjoys her class As too much. She's a real Charlie's Angel.
Charlie's Angel by Joefau August 30, 2006

charlie taco 

A girl who acts or dresses in a provocative way with no intentions of actually doin it. i.e. cock tease.
"Did you see Stacy in that skankfit? She has a boyfriend, but is acting like a total charlie taco." also "Julie totally likes old boy so I have no idea why she is being such a charlie taco."

charlie taco by sassypants September 10, 2008

Charlie Fox 

Charlie Fox (or Charles Fox) is the distinguished name to identify a Chicken Fucker. A person who would prefer to spend their time with their chickens rather then humans and eventually progresses to a sexual relationship with said chickens.
Boy that new bloke in the office is such a Charlie Fox, he even does origami with his chickens.
Charlie Fox by The real cactus February 2, 2019

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 

Okay, now many of you may be thinking,'It was a horrible remake! I hate it!' In all honesty, it was (is) a GREAT movie and NOT a remake! Johnny Depp plays a charming, quirky, Willy Wonka, who is not based on Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson (as Depp has said many times in several interveiws.) Freddie Highmore is (in my opinion, as everything is) the best Charlie Bucket! Any other actorwould have been a drastic mistake! I thought that the add-ons were very nice, they all lead up to the perfect endding which left you feeling happy and warm. If you ask me, theres no such thing as a bad Tim Burton movie (I didn't like Pee-wee that much, but I loved it as a little child.) The whole cast seemed to just feel right, and if your anyhthing like me, your still humming the Willy Wonka theme-song!
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
The amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Ev'rybody give a cheer
He's modest, clever, and so smart
He barely can explain it
With so much generosity
There is nowhere to contain it
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
He's the genius who just can't be beat
The magician and the chocolate wiz
The best darn guy you'll ever meet
Willy Wonka--here he is

charlie horse 

when someone hits you in the leg with a nuckle causing a very painful cramp
hey you know what a charlie horse is... let me show ya
charlie horse by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

Charlie Browning It 

When a girl is going down on you and being very vocal about it, she is "Charlie Browning it". Named as such because a woman with a mouthful of meat sounds an awful lot like Charlie Brown's parents and teacher.Can also be used to describe whorish behavior just short of public sexual acts....
"Man that bitch was totally Charlie Browning It!"