camelfuck

i direct your attention to below where i have definitions/examples

1.) "We camelfucked those bitches yesterday"

meaning: we went fast/kicked some ass

2.) "We have to camelfuck those dumbasses to get them to do anything"

meaning: they should move faster/better

3.) "That person is such a camelfuck"

meaning: they suck at what they do...and probably are even worse people

by camelfuck February 18, 2005

camelporner

Noun- a situation in which one might retaliate against a hated acquaintance by sending him or her pornography involving camels.

My ex is talking about how boring his life is, and his life doesn't suck, because he has lots of friends, he's just too lazy to invite them over. This puts me in the mood for a camelporner.

by Another Jeff June 11, 2006

camel tail

the male version of a camel toe.

"Dude, in those running shorts you got a massive camel tail.

by Pearl D'Landlord August 16, 2009

came on his shirt

1. When a (usually) young man masturbates or receives a hand job, and ejaculates all over his own shirt. He then has to self consciously walk around with a cum stain on his shirt, unless he was at home or had the foresight to bring an extra shirt with him.

2. Sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. Can be male or female

cum on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying

bob went to sally's house after school. she didn't want to blow him, so she tugged him off and he came on his shirt. Then he rode the bus home and felt hella awkward, since he didn't have a coat.

Suzy was being such a drunk ass at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.

by Reggie Jefferson November 29, 2012

the cat who came to tea

Brilliant poem in which a cat comes to tea. Rhymes throughout and has a great plot. Admired in 11JC. Wrote by Jarred Wileman

'There once was a cat who came to tea, the cat who came appeared to me, to be wearin a jacket that was green pea'

by jazz January 3, 2005

CaMeLcAsE

The annoying act of unnecessarily talking in alternating uppercase and lowercase. Usually seen on MSN messenger display names.

LeTs TaLk In CaMeLcAsE aNd MaKe OuR wOrDs UnReAdAbLe!!!!

by kazikame December 11, 2005

the straw that stoked the camel's sack

The last in a series of positive events that cumlminate in an overall good outcome.

So Jane made me sit next to her hot friend lisa then sat on the other side of me so I was in the middle, it was the straw that stroked the camel's sack!

by Ferret July 3, 2005