Boston Bibb

When a deaf person is tossing my salad, and I am signing (ASL) dirty talk to them in a Boston accent.

Last night I was on a date with a deaf individual, and I gave them the Boston Bibb.

by V-A-L-I-S January 7, 2025

Boston Cheeseburger

To shove a piece of cheese into a girls butt hole and then push it deep inside, often finishing in the process. then, you eat her out until you eat the cheese.

Tommy: Yo, Sam, can I give you a Boston Cheeseburger tonight?
Samantha: Only if you can handle it

by Minkle Binkle January 10, 2025

John Boston

The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.

Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.

The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.

Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”

by Wsgg July 5, 2025

Boston Red Sock

After anal sex with a well endowed man. The inside walls of the anal canal are now inside out and hanging there lick a sock between the butt cheeks.

Sarah had her asshole ravaged by that guy named Tripod. It took like 2 days for her boston red sock to climb back into her ass.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on a girl's face and use your dong to rub it in her lips like chapstick

Crazy night last night. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on your partners face and rub it in their lips with your dong like chapstick.

Last night was wild. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

Mississippi Boston Cream

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut

Yo this bih is into some freaky shit, She wants me to give her a Mississippi Boston Cream

by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025