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Blind Trade

When two people trade each other a CD the other has never heard before. Kind of like a blind date, meaning you don't know what you're getting cause it could be anything at all (except a lot less awkward than a blind date).
Keith and I did a Blind Trade the other day. Keith gave me "Kid A" by Radiohead (which I had never heard before), and I gave Keith "De-Loused in the Comatorium" By The Mars Volta (which was completely new to him). It was a good Blind Trade!
by Space Wrangler September 12, 2009
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Blind Shear Ram

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
by Spill Communication June 25, 2010
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blind kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is unable to see the damage he is causing and to the total impact of his actions when he crashes
James, "Yo tony told me he's going for angelina at karma tonight."

John, "dead ass? yo doesn't he see how bad that'll be?"

James, "guess not, kid's a blind kami-brah-zi
by Android23 April 28, 2011
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blind fuck

1) A person you'd only fuck if you were blind

2) Someone it's not worth to flirt but you can fuck with

totally no effort
1) Dude, that's gross! She 's a blind fuck!

2) Man, see that chick over there?

Hand me a johnny. I'm going straight to the (G)spot.
by sci77o November 9, 2012
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Blind Monk

When your sex partner is sucking you off and your dick gets the hardest possible, force it into your sex partners eyes. As he/she whelps in pain, ejaculate in their eyes making them partially blind. Once they are rolling on the floor in agony, recite bible versus to them while pouring holy water over them.
I got raped the other day and the rapist decided to suck me off. I gave him a blind monk and he didn't come back!
by Coldasshonkey12 February 13, 2014
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Turkish Blindfold

When a man places his testicles over a woman's eyes. Usually done prior to Tea Bagging.
Man, that chick is hot. I wonder if she'd let me give her a Turkish Blindfold!
by cricketb99 August 17, 2010
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The Blind Ojos

When a man jizzes in a girls eyes (ojos), allowing another girl to lick the jizz off of her, while he gladly proceeds to fuck her in the ass.
I had a three-sum last night and we did The Blind Ojos! It was fucking awesome!
by kaymizzle December 12, 2010
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