When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!
Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:
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Catfish and The Bottlemen are a British rock band, formed in Llandudno, Wales in 2007. The group consists of Van McCann, Johnny Bond, Benji Blakeway and Bob Hall.
Catfish and The Bottlemen's album "The Balcony" is class!
ASA by Catfish and The Bottlemen is a great tune. It needs to be in their next album in 2017/2018. I'm thirsty for it.
ASA by Catfish and The Bottlemen is a great tune. It needs to be in their next album in 2017/2018. I'm thirsty for it.
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by Jas0n October 21, 2006
Get the aussie battler mug.When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.
King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.
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battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.
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2.)popular party song in hawaii by king kekai
2.)popular party song in hawaii by king kekai
We went to the bar the other day and had some green bottles.
I love the song green bottles, they played it last night at the party.
I love the song green bottles, they played it last night at the party.
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