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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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barracuda blowjob

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse
I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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rabid blowjob

When a woman eats mentos then drinks coke and proceeds to suck your penis.
I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!
by Dickbutt larry October 19, 2017
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Blowjob

Blowjob or demolition job is a job where you blow up various buildings.
Someone: What's your job?
Me: I do blowjobs.
Someone: Wow, that must be fun!
by JesusIsLord🛐 February 21, 2022
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Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth
Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night
by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025
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Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
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tongue blowjob

Where one individual sucks upon the tongue of another person.
Corey gave me the greatest tongue blowjob last night.
by Pussy pillow 69 September 19, 2016
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